satire

As an author with a new book, let me tell you about eleven other books instead!

Some satire: If artists in other fields were expected to do promo like authors

Jun 6 •

[clears throat] Let me tell you why I can’t make it to your book launch tonight

Satire as PSA: Please, please send your regrets well in advance or the following morning.

Apr 16 •

Sure, the sky is falling, but lemme tell you about my book!!!!!!!!

Some spring satire: How it feels to be an author promoting a book in 2025

Mar 14 •

I am a white man, and it's very important I continue to be allowed to write whatever I want

Some satire to kick off a rather stressy week

Oct 28, 2024 •

Good news—I wrote a likable female protagonist!!!

JK! Some satire because lol I am physically incapable of writing a heroine y'all like

Aug 9, 2024 •

I'm a reader, and I am begging authors to stop having opinions

A little satire (SATIRE!), because I am so tired.

Jun 17, 2024 •

A day in the life of a reader who tags the author in a bad review

I write satire so I don't scream.

May 9, 2024 •

My author bios, rewritten for accuracy

Feeling foolish today for some reason...

Apr 1, 2024 •

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